Okay, this is too much

Hi,
Nah. someone not in mood.
Better watch out.

Aku nak habak satu cerita, tiga hari lepas.

....this is about a men yang perasan bagus dan poyo gila.
Gila sangat-sangat lah yer kepoyoannya itu.
The best words i can described about him.
I'm sorry.

So, in my working department.
Aku kena tanyalah,
If diorang ada wearing something 'fake'...
Like-piercing, dentures, jewelries, and whatever.  

So bila bab Gigi. 

In my normal tone, aku ask... "Sir, do u have any loosen teeth?"

So, dia cam blur.
Ohkeyyyy...

And nurse sebelah pon cakap,
Gigi goyang.
*mana tau dia tak faham, kannnn...

And guess what,

Dia cakap ayat aku tak specific...
"Gigi dia semua goyang, tapi goyang macam mana?"
What the.... salah aku ke?
Cheit!

So, aku just senyum tak kata apa, tapi dalam hati... 

Gigi kau semua goyang?
Biar betul oi, ko ni osteoporosis awal benor... Hormone pon poyo cam orang yer gak. 

End case. 

And petangnya ada orang post ni kat my whats-app...

Dan i think it's make my day dan tak poyo. 

Cer tengok gaji dia? 

Kau hado???

Bye.

Dalam dok kira-kira

Assalamualaikum, 

Aku tengah dok kira-kira... Conteng-conteng bagi dapat real joy. Sejak petang lek keja tadi, kol 4 sampai la ni. Tak cukup dengan itu, aku bukak lagu McFly motion in the oceon. Motif?! aku pon tak sure. Hahahhaah...

Then, surprisingly aku dapat find out yang,

"I'm saving double from my spending!"

Yeah, real story.

Cayalah. Yahoo ya bedabedooo...

Gila best aku ni rupanya.

And with no commitment of any stupid PTPN, loan, relationship, or so whatever... Inilah yang aku capai. : )

Senyum lah, senyum lah... oh, se-senyum lah....

So, my saving divided into five catagories:

1. Retirement asset (PRS + KWSP)

2.Cash asset (Montly in + emergency fund)

3. Invest asset (Gold, in plans)

4. Insurance asset (Healthy type + motor)

5. Akhirat asset (Umrah, master plan, sedekah)

Okay... Aku tak plan nak beli car tok ganti my precious moto. Coz aku tak ada hati pon nak gaya ngan benda alah tu. So, whatever you said big guy...I setia with my baby (moto yang den bayo cash tuh). 

Main target: aku nak gi Umrah tahun depan. Really-really want to! Amin ya Allah... Nazar harap diperkenankan. 

Mr. Beau

                     

              This is... Mr. Beau! And he's so small, or smallest I think. I think.... And oh my, you should see how his 'lil hair and chubby feet is... Cute but,

Just look so fragile for me to touch (feeling sad and nervous). 

              Unfortunately, its no make sense to me coz i will hold it night and day coz he's so cute and irresistible. Can't blame it on me! 

(Beau-good looking)