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Lipas

Assalamualaikum,

Something paling aku tak suka sekali adalah pabila i seen an alive lipas.
Aku repeat, an alive lipas.
And it's moving.
And flying!!!!
Like 'f' i want to speed miles away from it.
Hate it very much!

Meh aku bagitau one bad stories....
One day, i met my friends at corridor.
And he with some cleaner guy tengah cam carik something di balik pintu.
So aku sajer kacau.
Mungkin diorang jumpa pintu keluar yang best untuk escape daripada department ke kan...
And he tetiba senyum kat aku and pegang lipas alive by his hand.
And fast and furious i ran away masa dia tried throw that thing to me.
Urgh.
As my senses are strong enough, aku sempat hide in one room area situ.
Hasil carian imej untuk hate cocroaches

After that, before he grab balik that lipas.
I quickly tangkap balik that lipas.
Caya tak cayalah... but i did.
And kejar dia balik.
We ran along that corridor until he hidden in a room area situ.
Cheit.
Penakut jugak budak tuh.

And that lipas tetiba macam merayap kat my hand.
Stupid lipas.
Aku terus lepaskan benda tu and ran away...
Lantak la dia nak gih maner pon.

And time aku sambung balik buat kerja.
Tetiba my friends yang sama bukak pintu and act like he hold something.
I thought it's that a lipas again.
So i ran like Mr. Bolt in runaway Olympic games.
And maked three full round in that room.
I sempat jerit, if dia throw that thing to me. I will kill him.
I will kill him like seriously.
And aku campak mayat dia bagi jerung makan.

And after we penat lari.
Dia tetiba tengok my pocket.
The hell dia nak lentak benda tu in my pocket.
Gilo.
Tapi rupanya dia checking ingat i kept that thing in my pocket.
Lagilah gilo.
Terus aku bagi kick, kena tipu rupanya... penat tau aku lari...

That's the time, everyone know my secret.
I hate lipas as much i hate marshmallow.
Huahauahuaaa...

Sorry lipas, even you're not haram like pigs or dog.
But you're my nightmare.

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