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MERDEKA--2012

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Assalamualaikum... Hot, hot, hot. Semua orang sekarang nih dok menanti detik 12 tengah malam. Nak celebrate National day la. Kali ke 55 tahun katanya. Hehehheh... Salam merdeka!

RAYA: kuih raya di malam raya

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Assalamualaikum, Yahuuuu... Raya tinggal seminggu aja lagi weh. Kkorang-korang yang workaholic memanjang. Bila nak balik kampung woiii. Mesti tak sabor la nak melantak semua jenis kuih pelbagai bentuk dan warna and lauk-lauk wajib yang memang ummphh!! Rendang + ketupat + serunding. Heaven. TIP: jangan terlebih limit-your heart will thank for it, then. FYI , aku cuti sampai rayer ke-4 jek. Sedih lah gak tak dapat one week coz der pulak tetiba nak wat opertion time suasana rayer nih. Redha jek la. Hurmmm..nak wat camner, dah tuntutan kerja. Next! Next is story mory pasal kuih raya. Semalam-puan Yam + suami + emak =dah wat kue dah. Tiga jenis diorang wat. Kuih tart nenas, kuih Almond London and Kuih Conflakes. Aku tolong time bab Almond tu jek. Hhehhehehe... Pas buka teruih try raser. Sedap!. Cayalah... May be next day mak nak wat ketumpi, rempeyek bagai. Baju raya: sepasang jek tok tahun ni. Apsal ntah, mood raya menjunam sikit-tahun nih. Maybe coz first t...

cerpen: kisah dongeng yang hampeh

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ā€œOnce upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Cinderella. She lived with her wicked stepmother and two stepsisters. They treated Cinderā€¦ā€ "Stop! stop! stop ! What the h***  are you, Miss Cinderella ?ā€ ā€œNaper pulak professor  Mat Jenin ?ā€ Cinderella pelik. ā€œItu citer zaman batu versi burung belatuk. Orang zaman sekarang dah muak dengan story mory basi tuh. Diorang semua layan  Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa , Hikayat Tun Dr. Mahathir (Doctor in the house), Hikayat Dato Najib, Hikayatā€¦..ā€ ā€œHhaaahhhhhh !!!!ā€ Ala paduan tiga suara Ning, Shila dan Jac tapi versi: Cinderella -- So takder maknanya lah semua all stepmother berlagu air mata, small magic fairy ala godmother, another Jimmy Choo  glass slipper   and hottest prince ever?  I can't believe it! Sleeping Beauty ā€”Oh puhleease..like no big ceremony on my 17th birthday party with seven fairy blessing, missing devil ego, plus missing adorable prince kisses whoā€™ll make me alive ...

Exclusive Hari Raya festive story: Raya & Bergaya.

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Assalamualaikum. Hai. Say what?? Update, update please.... Last month, i bought some accessories yang i thought MUST BUY! (but actually it's not too urgent pun-except glasses). You know, may be because psycho concupiscence mind concur at that time-that what i said-Power is nothing without control (sesuaiiii la sangat). So, lets me shows you apa bendanya itu: 1- Glasses . Reason: Broken seribu because i'm too genius sampai terpijak and for one week i had survive with it (pakai glu cap gajah tu, because no time too make new one-Sunday night the incident happens). Opinion: So after at all, i'm plans to buy something that tahan lasak dan really same like old one-because ianya sangat sesuaiii ngan my face shape. Brand: Giordano. Others are too and too expensive to me. One year jek maa-because yearly must do eyes check up. Prices: Rm300.00. 2- Sunglasses . Reason: Sun rays are not too good for skin (cancer) and also my beautiful eyes (heheheh). Thats why i tel...

Matluthfi90 : A young man with the kesempoi-an melampau.

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Assalamualaikum. Hai. Pose tak arini? Orait.. Another story tentang link kesempoi-an melampau yang aku nak share. Link superb lawak versi penuh makna mendalam di balik mee ini dah lama dah wujud (pengasas- Matluthfi90 ). Aku dah follow gak daripada blajo kat kolej dulu-dulu sampai sekarang (kawan aku yang perkenalkan). Kawan aku cakap dia ni blajo kat obersi- Australia. Okey la tu kan. Rezeki masing-masing. Aja-aja fighting !!  First time aku tengok video ini-versi hari ibu. Best amat la. Dalam dok senyum sampai ke telinga. Tetiba, budak lelaki sesat maner kat kerusi sebelah maser tu pun join sekali. Nyebok jek, kan. Yelah, public services-aku pn bagi la. Ti dia cakap aku gila kuasa tahap dewa pulak kan (aku kan baik hatinya).  Yek la, ramai dah buat video-video nih-(vlogging). Tapi pengertian+++isi pengajaran tu...tak pasti la. Bagi aku, try la tengok benda yang de hasil. Baru berbaloi-baloi-baloi (triple). Ye dak? Hehehheh...  Ok lah... nak tahu...

t1enacious-gila best!

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Assalamualaikum. Korang pernah liked tak group band nih? t1enacious --(dengar pun tak, rasanya). Tapi-diorang nih walaupun tak sehandsome Orlando Bloom maner kan, tapi superb best gila bab main alat musikal. Keterujaan melampau sesangat!. First time i falling in love with this group is when i listen to the Train song-marry me versi piano... Gila ah. Melankonik yang melampau-lampau. Diaorang punya video pun da watching lebih 150,+++.  ................................. Dan kebetulan carik punya carik-jumpa lah FB diorang nih.  See?? Nilah diorang yang mampu membunuh deria rasa korang sampai ke penghujung nyawa. Ahaks! metafora yang melampau amat, ya. But seriously, best! So, cekikdaud kalau nak tau lebih lanjut. Okeh.

FRIENDS: Travelog persahabatan bersama Shu Hamid

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Assalamualaikum. Small anger, Silly fights, Simple texts, Serious jokes, Sensitive feelings, Senseless speeches, Million sorry's, Billion thanks, Few questions, Unlimited answers, No hesitation, Full trusted.. Mixture of all the above is what i call............... Great friendship, shu! Personally, our friendship about 13 years plus minus. Since i standard three. At that time, we seated beside each other. Both of us are "pengawas versi mawas". Hahhaha.... Time Form one, not too close. 'Cause this year, we're had lots of friends. Only a high school in my place. So, still der aura kamceng-kamceng lah. And FYI, we're not in same class. Paling aura kekamcengan melampau tahap petala ketujuh adalah time Form four dan five. Yup! Again we seat side by side. And at the last row. Kahkahkah. And again, " pengawas versi mawas". And don't called me, bajet bagus. After SPM, we separated. She took STPM at Johor and i go ...