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“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Cinderella. She lived with her wicked stepmother and two stepsisters. They treated Cinder…” "Stop! stop! stop ! What the h***  are you, Miss Cinderella ?” “Naper pulak professor  Mat Jenin ?” Cinderella pelik. “Itu citer zaman batu versi burung belatuk. Orang zaman sekarang dah muak dengan story mory basi tuh. Diorang semua layan  Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa , Hikayat Tun Dr. Mahathir (Doctor in the house), Hikayat Dato Najib, Hikayat…..” “Hhaaahhhhhh !!!!” Ala paduan tiga suara Ning, Shila dan Jac tapi versi: Cinderella -- So takder maknanya lah semua all stepmother berlagu air mata, small magic fairy ala godmother, another Jimmy Choo  glass slipper   and hottest prince ever?  I can't believe it! Sleeping Beauty —Oh puhleease..like no big ceremony on my 17th birthday party with seven fairy blessing, missing devil ego, plus missing adorable prince kisses who’ll make me alive forever? OMG! Snow wh