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Dia, kejar Keith Foo

Assalamualaikum,

Just now, aku and kengkawan gi One Utama.
Jeng3, sebab apa... sebab diorang (tak termasuk aku la kan) nak kejor si Keith Foo, si pelakon Arianna Ross TV3 tuh. But, but...but. Haprak! Si Keith Foo ke mana, kawan aku ke mana. How? Oh my, kenapa pulak la kan.... cam tragis gila citer.

That's because kitaorang balik kerja baru gerak... yolah apa lagi kena hadap???? Tentunya JEM. Kalau jem perisa peanut choclate tuh, sedop la gak. Ni, hampeh. So, tepat kol 8.00 malam baru sampai. Citer pun dah habis. So, tengok pentas yang diorang kemas tu jek la. Huahuahua... Kesian deh kawan gue tuh. Takper. Jangan dok sedey noh. For the rest of the day, dia dapat met other celebrities around there. I hope dapat heal balik dia punya ke-fana-tic-an.

Unfortunately....

"Oh, Keith Foo." meracau-racau gitu.
"Jangan fanatic sangat boleh tak?!" Gedik Lempang sedas nak?
"Aku tak kira," Sambil buat muka innocent. "Nak Keith Foo, jugak."
"Alah, kalau dia kentut busuk jugak. Manusia biasa jek."
Really?

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Wavy Gravy

Pon.pon.pon...
Itulah kisah aku hari ini.
Dismiss.

Bajet comel la tuh.
we're at Fish & Co.

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