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Thursday, August 14, 2014

Colour splash

Assalamualaikum,

I change my headboard.

...With this colour splash!
And I love it so much.

Look fresh.... and beautiful,
and cool.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Alergik: Debu/Habuk


Okay, sini ada sesiapa alergik pada dust? Atau nama lainnya habuk/debu. 
****This-topic maybe lil bit cam sarcasm, Up to you all nak sambung baca or not. Tiada jaminan untuk bagi ter--- sakit hati/ kecil hati. 

First thing bila aku seen any papers yang mention diorang allergic to dust... 
Aku macam, really bro? Where are you living now? Pluto? Or depan aku ini hanya lah your soul? 
: )

Sorry!

FYI, Did you know what dust mean is???? Tell me the the specific one... 
So kalau tak tahu, jangan berlagak pandai. And meh kita googling it. Wiki said this, 


So, if tak nak nampak cam stupid or memalukan... If korang ada allergic something call dust, please specific it. So tak adalah nanti bila in one bad day jumpa orang cam aku ni. Dah kena gelak guling-guling. Tak macho lah, bro! 

Dah jatuh standard!

Haish, always make my day. Small thing but bikin lawak. 
Peace no war.
Bye.


Sorry for cursing word.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Okay, this is too much

Hi,
Nah. someone not in mood.
Better watch out.

Aku nak habak satu cerita, tiga hari lepas.
....this is about a men yang perasan bagus dan poyo gila.
Gila sangat-sangat lah yer kepoyoannya itu.
The best words i can described about him.
I'm sorry.

So, in my working department.
Aku kena tanyalah,
If diorang ada wearing something 'fake'...
Like-piercing, dentures, jewelries, and whatever.  

So bila bab Gigi. 
In my normal tone, aku ask... "Sir, do u have any loosen teeth?"
So, dia cam blur.
Ohkeyyyy...
And nurse sebelah pon cakap,
Gigi goyang.
*mana tau dia tak faham, kannnn...

And guess what,
Dia cakap ayat aku tak specific...
"Gigi dia semua goyang, tapi goyang macam mana?"
What the.... salah aku ke?
Cheit!

So, aku just senyum tak kata apa, tapi dalam hati... 
Gigi kau semua goyang?
Biar betul oi, ko ni osteoporosis awal benor... Hormone pon poyo cam orang yer gak. 

End case. 


And petangnya ada orang post ni kat my whats-app...
Dan i think it's make my day dan tak poyo. 
Cer tengok gaji dia? 
Kau hado???

Bye.

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